Unless you've been sleeping under a lillypad, you've probably heard that Patriots owner Robert Kraft accused Russian President Vladimir Putin of stealing one of his Super Bowl rings. Putin responded by saying Kraft gave it to him and the accusation is ridiculous. Who should we believe? And does anybody care?
Now today, a new revelation: Putin didn't steal the ring, but he did steal Tom Brady's MOJO just prior to Super Bowl 46!
(REPOSTED DUE TO MAJOR FROG BRAIN FART WHEN I POSTED YESTERDAY! I STUPIDLY PUT AS THE PUNCHLINE: SUPER BOWL 47, WHICH WE ALL KNOW WAS PLAYED BETWEEN THE MIAMI DOLPHINS AND THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS, BUT I DIGRESS...)